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Charizard

One of my fond childhood memories and I have the balls to admit it! This was my favourite pokemon as a kid and YES I DID like pokemon as a kid, just like everyone else in the entire world did at the time. So you people my age really need to stop hating on pokemon, it's not as embarrassing as it's made out!
Charizard was one of the most powerful non-legendary pokemon around.
by 18 year old January 29, 2008
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Charizarding

The act of lighting a girl's pubic hair and putting it out with your sperm.
Jane and I went Charizarding.
by uh she up April 22, 2019
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The Charizard

A sexual act in which the male lights his partner's crotch on fire then proceeds to cum on the fire, putting it out, whilst flapping his arms and screaming, "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
by Ash Katchcum August 23, 2011
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Flaming Charizard

When a girl after eating buffalo wings, not wiping off the hot sauce sucks a dudes dick, leaving the dick covered in hot sauce.
Dude I got a Flaming Charizard last night, that shits intense.
by gaymaledickbead September 18, 2010
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Mega Charizard

The same as a normal charizard, but this time you put the girls hair on fire, not only the pubes.
Mega Charizard gonna flame yo ass.
by CrabsOnStick October 6, 2013
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Charizard

Final evolution of the first gen starter Pokémon Charmander. Statistically the worst starter of that gen, but is somehow one of the most popular Pokémon in existence. I mean this bitch boy can't even learn fly and he got wings. He's fire-flying type, making him quad-weak to rock, as well as being weak to water and electric. He's worse than Typhlosion, gen 2's fire starter, who despite his cool name is not the best. And he got TWO mega evolutions in X and Y. Nintendo trynna get that merchant sold not giving a shit about stats. Even in the anime, the use of bullshittery is evident when Ash's Charizard bests Gary's Blastoise, even though this would be pretty much impossible in the games. He is kind of like Pikachu and Meowth, the series' other mascots, except people don't big them up to be good in-game. And come on, we all know that bulbasaur is the real MVP of gen 1.
Virgin: I love Charizard, he's so cool and powerful!
Any other person: Fuck off dude, he could get beaten by a Sceptile.
by guru_of_gay June 29, 2018
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