cantaloupes

Your testicles, man.

Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.

by Beninski May 20, 2009

cantaloupe juice

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.

You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.

by Kroniso May 15, 2016

cantaloupe

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha

my friends parents cantaloupe.

by guitar tab May 4, 2011

Cantaloupe Shoppin'

The term for any character in comics or other media in which the female breasts are exaggerated in size and/or extremely prominent.

When viewing Powergirl comic books, one might say, "Wow, she just went cantaloupe shoppin'."

by Squiffy10 December 17, 2010

Canteloupe

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot

Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer

by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

cantaloupe

orange, c-shaped fruit.

Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.

by Meimay February 23, 2008