champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020

champagne lovers

a song that was given a preview on TikTok by Niall Horan and should be released but he won’t do it when it will be adored by everyone.

Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.

by mollball03 August 25, 2020

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Champagne Supernova

A wonderful song by the Oasis; from 1996.

I Love Love Love Champagne Supernova by Oasis!

by Starchylde June 2, 2016

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"

"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"

by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015

champagne confetti

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT

you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d

by eunkoo September 28, 2023

Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)

I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit

by Kai Karl June 11, 2006