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chairez

He/she is strong and independent. Cares for his/her family. They always are committed. Family is always first to him/her. You show him/her loyalty ,they'll show it back. He/she sees everything on the bright side.
The Chairez family is always committed to their jobs.
by Beary_chairez March 17, 2019
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chairman pooh

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.
joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?
by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020
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Chairman's Flight

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.
Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.
by RockyGunner September 15, 2022
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to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

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by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022
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chairass

Having one's ass stuck to a chair
or in bumble foots song chairass
Jerry has such a chairass!

have you heard the solo in bumble foot's song chair ass?
by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007
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chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.
Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!
by NoMSG September 29, 2010
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Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.
Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.
by Hershey400 May 16, 2009
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