Chairass

When you sit on a chair for so long your ass starts to hurt. All of your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice last night?
Kyle: I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!
Josh: hahaha! You fail at life!
Kyle: Um... remember how you got chairass last week?
Josh: *cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?
Kyle: Haha I think that you fail more than I do

Josh: My ass still hurts.
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* Ow-mine too!

by lvvrgrl June 14, 2009

chairaplegic

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

chabigail

charlie and abigail for life

Chabigail is the best.

by Bestie4ever May 5, 2021

Chairaphilia

When having sex with a chair fulfills your every fantasy.

Like Necrophilia, but only Chairaphilia. Like "I want to have sex with my chair."

by Jak Meihoff January 12, 2010

chabria

also kniown as ketchup, chabria has 6th and 7th periods with tianna. chabria is always doing homework, and will one day end up marrying wilfrido. a "cheerlaeader".

search:wilfrido

"gosh, you're such a chabria!'

by awesomegirl2.0 January 20, 2010

cabira

cabira is a word that the "taga bukids" always say. it is also known as camera, but most "taga bukids" pronounce it "cabira".
WARNING: do not say this infront of a filipino person or you'll die.

Taga Bukid: ni adto kong mama nya ni ana ko 'ma pahulma kos CABIRA!!!!
TB's mom: aya kay maulanan unya.

by ye_bly March 17, 2005

Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011