Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris

Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.

by Sonny_Capone March 16, 2012

mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)

that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!

by JP189512 May 11, 2014

Cervix

Where my Jimmy' is placed in Jessie'

Tight Cervix Jessie'

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Cervix

Where your period comes from

oh that thing the cervix

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Deviated cervix

It’s like a deviated septum but a southern man can’t say it the right way.

When your allergeticals are so bad you can’t breath through your deviated cervix

by Mrs.scoot July 10, 2025

sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).

"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"

by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024