2 cents

A humble opinion. Just being humble and saying its worth only two cents.

I think corvette is the hottest non exotic car on the road but thats just my two cents.

by LedVTECin July 24, 2004

25 cents

All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)

Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone

(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
-end-

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 13, 2020

my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

by brad May 20, 2004

69 cents

Not Enough Money For Chicken Nuggets

How Much Money do you have?
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets

by ANONYMOUSEMOFOS October 5, 2017

62 cents

The amount of money Mr. Krabs takes in exchange for spongebob's soul.

Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin' about?"
Spongebob: "Mr Krabs?"
The Flying Dutchman: " 62 cents! "
Mr Krabs: "I'll take the money!"remind
Spongebob: "MR. KRABS!"

by jiggsop July 16, 2018

for five cents

A euphemism for "for fuck's sake".

"For five cents! Jim is late again!"

by g.ram March 11, 2010

a two cents plain

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.

I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.

by Judith June 17, 2006