clowned

To be hit or slapped unexpectedly by another person. To be "clowned" the receipent of the assault must be in full view of others, and the contact must be limited to one single action that produces; a flailing motion, reeling motion, or any action of retreat on the assaultee's part that appears humourous to onlookers.

"So we were at the club and this guy is mackin' on someone's girlfriend. And the boyfriend is right behind him, but the guy is too drunk to notice. The boyfriend just reached out and clowned him right upside the head."

by Reuben Gong July 28, 2006

calzowned

When someone is owned and you spice up the conversation by saying something that has an 'owned' sound in it.

The guy above me is a dickfuck. Go VC.net!

by Sclass12 November 2, 2004

successfully clowned me

Lmao “you clowning” is when a boy/girl gets your trust and breaks it so you are now the ceo of clowns beacuse you just been clowned by a person.

Marvin successfully clowned me -sasamy sosa

by SasamySosa March 1, 2020

clowned

intoxicated in some form- drunk, high, whatever leaves you pretty much incapacitated.

"i had a spliff this morning and i'm still clowned"

by e312 January 29, 2007

clowned

While engaging in vaginal intercourse, a man proceeds to insert his testicles into the woman's anus.

While he was boning her, he put his nuts in her ass...she got fucking clowned!

by Sirkeyyyy December 15, 2008

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

clowned out

- a clown
- a certain thing you did or a move you just made would
be considered clowned out!

bill:"aye john, dey go ya girl"
sha:"hahaha .. you clowned out yo"

by shortyonion May 1, 2008