Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

Calablackless

The nickname given to the city of Calabasas for the lack of black people in it. Generally in this rich city (in the valley of Los Angeles) the population is exclusive to wealthy white people. As well as the high school having only a few African Americans among a sea of caucasians. But luckily for them, they're are well known and popular because of this.

"Hey dude lets go to Calabasas"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"

by nagglenube January 23, 2010

CelebJihad.com

A fake Celebrity Gossip website run by self-proclaimed "terrorist" that have fake users to promote the site and convince idiots everything is real. Their main targets are female celebrities (including teens), trying to portray them as sluts (you could call it a fake porn site for 45+ year old pervs who enjoy seeing that) also using ALOT of photoshop and or video editing to fuel their pedophile ways of themselves and their viewers. The runners of the site are said to have psychotic and sick tendencies, and are probably not even muslim, judgeing by there tendencies to ridicule that religion and culture.

CelebJihad.com? Wow thats a photoshop fail, dont they realize shes white? not black?

by JustThisChick October 30, 2011

celbe

The biggest gamer ever to live on the earth. Somewhat a liar. And a no life fag. Usally asian desent

You r such a celbe sitting there

by Kevin lin September 27, 2013

Celebi

Celebi is a green fairy-like creature. It has round toeless feet, three-fingered hands, and clear wings on its back. It has a round head that comes to a curved point. It has large baby-blue eyes with thick black rings around them, and a pair of green antennae with blue tips.
Often found in forests, Celebi is a Mythical Pokémon, known in legend as the "Voice of the Forest." It is able to travel through time and exist simultaneously throughout time, and plant life flourishes wherever it has been. As seen in the anime, it is able to bring deceased Celebi back to life and restore plants to perfect health. It was shown in Pokémon Colosseum that Celebi has the power to instantly cause the Purification of any Shadow Pokémon and can be summoned at Relic Forest with the melody of a Time Flute.

Celebi is a Grass Mythical Pokemon, not a legendary Pokemon.

by LuminoPhoenix December 18, 2016

Celebacon

A large celebration held in honour of bacon. can be held before or after the eating of bacon.

"Hey dude this pasta rocks"
"yeah its got bacon in it"
"sweet I can't wait for the celebacon!"

by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009

celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.

I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006