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ceiling fan door 

A person who identifies as a ceiling fan and a door.
D:First you were a ceiling fan now you're a door X3

M:Like bro I'm gEnDeRfLuId there for I can be a dOor...I'm bOtH.... A CEILING FAN DOOR
ceiling fan door by Bull. T May 15, 2018

dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan. 

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.
John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

hanging up the ceiling fan

The act of mounting someone who is already hanging from a ceiling fan and taking part in autoerotic asphyxiation.
I accidentally walked in on Nick hanging up the ceiling fan. There was a lot of cursing involved.

Philadelphia Ceiling Fan 

Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.
Dude, she took that Philadelphia Ceiling Fan like a champ.

Commit Ceiling Fan 

An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.
My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.