by Boli nas pisonja September 11, 2020
Get the Do you listen to cavetown? mug.A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.
Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.
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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009
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Noun. A popular midwest term used to describe the physical side effect of overindulging in cavatelli. Symptoms are mental lapses, lethargy and extended periods of sleep.
I shouldn't have forced myself to eat the entire serving. I feel a serious case of cavatummy coming on.
by swedgar February 8, 2014
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Get the cavetown mug.A songwriter and singer who makes (kind of when you think about lyrics when your bored..) depressing music. Who knew depression could be so nice sounding? Me!
Person 1 "I just heard "Deviltown" by Cavetown.
Person 2 "Yeah. I listen to that when I'm having a mental breakdown. So basically 24/7.
Person 2 "Yeah. I listen to that when I'm having a mental breakdown. So basically 24/7.
by ClaraBug2007 March 31, 2021
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Friend 2: “Why do you call her ‘Rain’?”
Friend 1: “Oh, she’s part of the Cavetown Couple, and Rain describes her depressed personality.”
Friend 2: “What would I be?”
Friend 1: “You wouldn’t be anything. You’re too sad to be part of a couple.”
Friend 2: “Why do you call her ‘Rain’?”
Friend 1: “Oh, she’s part of the Cavetown Couple, and Rain describes her depressed personality.”
Friend 2: “What would I be?”
Friend 1: “You wouldn’t be anything. You’re too sad to be part of a couple.”
by This Uncensored Irishman November 8, 2019
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