Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

Cauliflower

Verb: To drive as fast as you can and masturbate at the same time, keeping your hand with the speed and power of the vehicle.

I just Cauliflowered to relieve the stress of the day.

Cauliflowering is like BLT all over the steering wheel.

by Thug Nasty Nasty November 6, 2013

caulifatard

Joepapa169 girlfriend

Joe papa is so hot

Ikr caulifatard

by Hello sirr April 13, 2021

cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

by ellushka April 15, 2023

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Cauliflower

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.

Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower!

by vagina whisperer October 18, 2008