paris catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »

by mittluva May 4, 2018

Cataleptical

In a state in which conscienceness and feeling are lost in which the body assumes a death-like rigidity.

-from "The Fall of the House of Usher"

A settled apathy; a gradual wasting away of a person and frequent although transient affections of a partially cataleptical character worthy unusual diagnosis.

-from "The Fall of the House of Usher"

by theanubishomosapien September 8, 2010

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Cata

Bestfriend anyone in the world could ask for. People hate her because they know shes better then them. Shes really cute and pretty and is always real.

Sometimes her life is messed up but she keeps her head up.

Kathia: 'F' Cata..my boyfriend is always checking her out.
Kelly: Yeahh because you know shes finer then you. Haha

by Danny.. March 2, 2010

cataglottism

Kissing with tongue. Sometimes implies force. Generally just the english word for french kissing. Derives from Greek cato (down) and glotta/glossa (tongue).

Cataglottism is 1st base.

by Fanis K, April 15, 2008

catalina

the girl who guys want to date, and who girls want to be. she is rather shy, it takes her a while to open up but when she does shes a great person. she is intellegent and fun to be around. shes filled with love and care. shes over all the whole package

catalina is the best girl i've ever met!

by dancebaby4002 July 29, 2011

Catallena

AHHHH
*little dance*
HAH
HAH
HAAAAAH
춤추는 작은 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
나도 모르게 빠져 들어가
도도한 콧대 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
Jutti Meri Oye Hoi Hoi 홀려 들어가
어머머머 멋있어 반했어
어쩜 같은 여자끼리 봐도 참 멋있어
까칠까칠 하지만 한 번만
보고파 알고파 함께 춤 추고파
랄라랄라 흔들흔들 손 흔들고
네 목소리가 쉴 때까지 소리 질러
(Jutti Meri Oye Hoi Hoi
Paula Mera Oye Hoi Hoi)
참 잘했어요 100점 만점 주고파
춤추는 작은 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
나도 모르게 빠져 들어가
도도한 콧대 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
Jutti Meri Oye Hoi Hoi 홀려 들어가
스르르르르륵 스르르르르륵
녹 녹 녹 녹아든다
녹 녹 녹 녹 녹아든다
파르르르르륵 파르르르르륵
떨 떨 떨 떨려온다
따라 따라 따라 하고파
시크해서 싫지만 그치만
어쩜 같은 여자끼리 봐도 매력 있어
분하지만 한 시간 두 시간
추고파 놀고파 뼈를 묻고 싶어
랄라랄라 흔들흔들 손 흔들고
네 목소리가 쉴 때까지 소리 질러
(Jutti Meri Oye Hoi Hoi
Paula Mera Oye Hoi Hoi)
아직 부족해 좀만 더 힘을 내봐
춤추는 작은 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
나도 모르게 빠져 들어가
도도한 콧대 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
Jutti Meri Oye Hoi Hoi 홀려 들어가
(홀려 들어가, 홀려 들어가,
홀려 들어가, 홀려 들어가)
스쳐 가는 두 손이 따듯해
알고 보면 착할래나?
까칠한 나의 까탈레나
모두 다 같이 빠져들어 가
도도한 콧대 까탈레나 (Red Sun)
Jutti Meri Oye Hoi Hoi 홀려 들어가
스르르르르륵 스르르르르륵
녹 녹 녹 녹아든다
녹 녹 녹 녹 녹아든다
파르르르르륵 파르르르르륵
떨 떨 떨 떨려온다
따라 따라 따라 하고파

human: hey, have you listened to catallena?
bird: what is catallena
balloon: its a kpop song
stove: what is it about
air conditioner: i have no idea, its in korean
kermit the frog: CHUMCHUNEUUUN JAGEUN CATALLENAA RED SUN

by tanukiluke July 11, 2021