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Catawompus

A young female in her late teens or early twenties that looks to be 60 or more years old. She's been strung out on meth since middle school. All of her teeth are missing, one eye usually bugs out and looks in a sideways direction.

Most of the time you can either hear them or smell them before you see them. It's rare to see them in daylight. They are nocturnal creatures. They live in the woods or in abandoned sheds and are afraid of water so they never shower or bathe. They make a cat like mumbling meow sound like they are trying to talk but it doesn't make sense. You can must often spot them around or in dumpsters. Exercise caution. Don't try to communicate with them or feed them. They're usually covered in puss filled sores and known to transmit diseases or parasites if you come in contact with one.

The name catawompus is an old Indian term derived from the cat like sounds they make (cata'), being a female or young woman (wom') and covered in puss filled sores (pus). They are believed to have originated from York county SC.
I saw a catawompus behind the Dollar General last night. It's eyes were bright red and foaming at the mouth. It was making a hell of a noise I think it was stuck in the dumpster.. I got the hell outta there!
by CockslangerOG September 13, 2022
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caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.
"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"
by Brandon November 17, 2004
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cattywompus

to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something
them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from Wilbourn Creek.
or
That sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.
by bub January 20, 2005
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catawhumpus

I have a catawhumpus mind!
by Aubree March 14, 2004
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cattywompus

this shit is cattywompus!!!
by jesus t. christ December 7, 2006
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Cattywhompus

Cattywhompus is when something or someone is sitting weird or being weird
Dude: did you see that guys face after I punched him, it was like all cattywhompus and shit

Other dude: no way bro
by Yesirr April 6, 2020
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Cattywhompus

From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.
You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.
by YBB November 29, 2003
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