cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

cattywompus

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

Catilyn

A great girl with a twisted sense of humor. She'll always keep you laughing and smiling. She hides her true sadness deep inside but if you're the right person she'll let you in. She's always beautiful and everyone but her knows that.

"Is that catilyn?"
"Yeah."
"Dang where can I find a catilyn like that?"

by Macheezy November 7, 2017

Cavity Search

Similar to a strip search but instead of being searched on the external parts of your body, cavity searches are searches on the inside of your anus canal. It is common when Police Officers or Border Patrol suspect someone of carrying drugs, weapons, or money inside of their bodies.

Jose: My cousin Santos is an American citizen so he tried to bring Juan to America through the border but the they did a cavity search on Santos and they found Juan inside his ass esse.

by killer_taco June 16, 2008

Catitude

Catitude (Adjective)
-Cat·ti·tude-
The attitude of a cat.
Catitude is usually aloof, stuck-up, rude, or stand-offish.

My cat never greets me at the door.
He's got a bad Catitude.

by ArtistsUnited December 31, 2014

catty

1) If one is being catty, they are being subtly or indirectly insulting. Different from bitchy in that bitchiness is just mean, while cattiness is often clever and witty, and isn't ALWAYS completely mean (for example, a catty joke). Both males and females can be and are catty.

2) Resembling a cat, feline.

Emily: Do you like this dress? I just bought it!

Bob: It's...interesting. Where did you buy it? I didn't know there were any thrift stores around here.

Emily: Wow, that was catty, Bob!

by UrbanVocabGuru June 18, 2011

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight

The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.

by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003