Catamaran

Similar to a motorboat, a catamaran involves putting your head in between two pairs of firm breasts.

"Greg what were you doing with those hot blonde twins?"
"I am getting a catamaran"
Oh awesome man!

by jcolgolf101 April 29, 2011

The Catamaran

Similar to when a catamaran blows its horn as it docks at bay, The Catamaran occurs when a penis is inserted into the anus of a female companion. At the time of penetration, the female flagellates, thus creating the "horn blowing" effect that takes place when the "catamaran" docks. If defacation occurs during the "horn blow" The Catamaran would then be known as "The Black Pearl".

"I totally catamaranned this chick last night. She was lactose-intolerant, and we'd just gone out for ice cream, so when she suggested we do it anal, I thought The Catamaran might happen. I was right."

"Dude, my girlfriend was complaining about a stomach ache, so I suggested we do The Catamaran... it turns out we went into bonus rounds because on top of that I got The Black Pearl."

by BHOLE April 7, 2008

catamata

The stuff that comes out of cats when they're run over.

Oh snap, look at all tha catamata that come outta dat one!

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Catamerangled

So messed up that you can't come up with any other word. Extremely screwed up. The ultimate way to describe insanity.

Having the feeling you're falling out of a tree, then realizing you're sitting at your kitchen table is such a Catamerangled idea.

by SG44 December 30, 2011

catamantaloedes

Father of Casticus; Member of the Sequani, had obtained the kingship among the Sequani for many years and he had been called a friend by the Senate of the Roman people.

Nay even catamantaloedes comes close to your knowledge of Senatus Populusque Romanus.

by pbizy November 20, 2017

CapJam

a super cool and sweet Dead by Daylight streamer on twitch. Cap is cracked at dbd and juices the killer for days, he never misses a beamer save and all his viewers love him!

Yo! did you hear CapJam_ is live on Twitch right now?

by Nushii February 9, 2023

Catamount

The Catamount is a mythical creature supposedly found in the mountains of the Northeastern United States. In most aspects it closely resembles a mountain lion, lynx or bobcat, excepting it's ability to shit blocks of cheddar cheese, piss maple syrup and exhale THC.

Stoner 1: Dude I was so baked last night I'm pretty sure saw a catamount
Stoner 2: oh yeah?
Stoner 1: yeah! i had it piss on my waffles they were delicious

by tom 12 April 28, 2010