A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015
Get the astronaut chicken mug.It comes from the Puerto Rican slang technically meaning “Un cabron perdido en el espacio. Literalmente alguien que se distrae y se pierde de la realidad, en un viaje”. Translated a cabronauta is that one friend that zones out to such a level that transcends him beyond space.
Hey Bob, you seen mark lately? Yeah man the cabronauta is right there, it’s just that he’s so zoned out it’s like he’s not even here. / Spanish variant: Este Carlos es todo un cabronauta, uno le habla y el muy mamon ni responde.
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Materials Required:
1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice
Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice
Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
by Easy Easly January 23, 2010
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The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008
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Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.
Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.
Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.
Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.
Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
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"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"
"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"
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