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astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."
by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015
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Cabronauta

It comes from the Puerto Rican slang technically meaning “Un cabron perdido en el espacio. Literalmente alguien que se distrae y se pierde de la realidad, en un viaje”. Translated a cabronauta is that one friend that zones out to such a level that transcends him beyond space.
Hey Bob, you seen mark lately? Yeah man the cabronauta is right there, it’s just that he’s so zoned out it’s like he’s not even here. / Spanish variant: Este Carlos es todo un cabronauta, uno le habla y el muy mamon ni responde.
by Deethree January 13, 2021
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Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
by Easy Easly January 23, 2010
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Lazy Astronaut

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..
by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008
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Astronaut in the Ocean

Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.

Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.

Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.

Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 17, 2021
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astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.
"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"
by Cheytown April 1, 2016
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AstronautInTheOcean Phobia

The phobia towards the terrible song ‘Astronaut In The Ocean’ by Tanked Wolf (Masked Wolf).
I suffer from AstronautInTheOcean Phobia. I can not stand that horrible song.
by sarpvibes May 15, 2021
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