Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.

Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.

by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008

Customer

Moving thing that annoys the shit out of me

"God, why won't these customers leave?"

by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010

Customer Ethics

of or pertaining to bad customer service.

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.

by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010

cusstomer

Client, patron, or consumer prone to inappropriate or foul language.

gallant: This guy was shopping with his kid and dropping f-bombs left, right, and sideways.

goofus: Whatev - i'll take a cusstomer over a cellfish all day, every day.

by Brandscaping January 28, 2014

M6 Customer Treatment

The art of receiving oral (a blowjob) by another individual, where most of the time the other individual is of the same gender as the receiver.

Person 1: Hey bro, are you at Shannon right now?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm trying to sell this car and the guy told me he would buy it if I gave him the M6 Customer Treatment.
Person 1: Oh, word? Alright, cool. Do your thing and good luck on the sale.

by king_gandhi tazmaden September 6, 2022

cashmere

Anything with especially good qualities or characteristics; something run efficiently or smoothly.

The place has tons of girls, the dj is bumpin, it's real cashmere.

by Double A February 25, 2004

customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

by Anonymous July 22, 2004