mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.

I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

the vibe carries

everyone is in a full agreement to smoke with out everyone knowing

we all got up to smoke the vibe carries

-gavin stewart

by yeeyee0124 April 8, 2020

sir cartier

the goat himself playboi carti SLATT **++!🦋🦋**!+

“did you hear sir cartier’s new album”
“yea it leaked on sound cloud last week already”

by pterodactyloverviews November 3, 2020

cartier

the most funny,retarded,smart and VERY good looking person. he makes all the girls want him. he works out a lot and never likes to lose. he will make you smile in a blink of a eye. he makes you feel special and unforgettable. cartier will never let you down and he knows what comes first. and loves to play active sports.

who is that fine dude walking by
GIRL THATS CARTIER

by lil M.C April 25, 2019

Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007

Cartier

“Cartier” a person that has a bigger future than you.

Hi I’m Cartier I am 10 and already have a bigger future than you and your family.

by Cartier is bigger than your fu July 25, 2018