Someone who works the carnival, as a career, or someone studying carnivalology.
This word is not about meat, aside from the plant eaters mistakenly using the word in a redundant fashion it ONLY refers to Carnivals and their workings.
This word is not about meat, aside from the plant eaters mistakenly using the word in a redundant fashion it ONLY refers to Carnivals and their workings.
by purple hippo September 27, 2018
Get the Carnist mug.Moonchild: "UH! You're eating animal flesh?! What are you, a Carnist?"
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
by JK Trolling April 16, 2014
Get the Carnist mug.The word carnist was originally used to describe people who work their careers in the carnival, and was appropriated by the vegan scourge as a redundant descriptor for normal omnivorous society as a sad cry to garnish unhealthy attention.
The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.
The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.
It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.
#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.
Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.
The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.
It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.
#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.
Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
by Jesus Devil September 30, 2018
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Your parent's female cat.
If your parents paid for it, its your catsister.
If you paid for it, its your cat.
If your sibling paid for it, its your niece-kitten.
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A short, convienient way to say "The cat my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their cat because they paid for it. I call it my cat sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So shes like my sister except for the fact that she is a cat."
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A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.
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Cat + sister = your sister thats also a cat. DUH RETARD SO OBVIOUS
Your parent's female cat.
If your parents paid for it, its your catsister.
If you paid for it, its your cat.
If your sibling paid for it, its your niece-kitten.
2.
A short, convienient way to say "The cat my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their cat because they paid for it. I call it my cat sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So shes like my sister except for the fact that she is a cat."
3.
A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.
4.
Cat + sister = your sister thats also a cat. DUH RETARD SO OBVIOUS
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