A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.
Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation
by Bigwillyman69420 March 8, 2022
Get the Carrotmug. A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021
Get the Carrotmug. Woah look at that .... cArRot.
by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019
Get the Carrotmug. A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
Get the Carrotmug. A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019
Get the Carrotmug. A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.
A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.
An empty promise.
A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.
An empty promise.
"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"
by Che Guevara August 22, 2003
Get the Carrotmug. David: im a pineapple
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
by DaeDaveDavid February 7, 2010
Get the Carrotmug.