I like girls who eat carrots

Joke said by Louis Tomlinson, member of One Direction.

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

shame carrots

Rubbing one index finger down the other index finger in a gesture of admonishment, like peeling a carrot.

In light of your inappropriate behavior, I can only make shame carrots at you.

by MadviLNE May 17, 2011

Carrot

A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.

Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

spicy carrot

The act of inserting a carrot into a significant other's anus and proceeding to eat it back out. ; Considered a form of foreplay.

"Babe, I want to try something different tonight. It's called the "spicy carrot". I just bought a bag of carrots and we've got all night."

by BananaBernard February 14, 2017

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

Stinky Carrot

A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.

"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

baby carrot

(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

by Kelly Keller November 11, 2005