Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
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I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
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**may contain spoilers** Cardan is one of the main characters in the Cruel prince (folk of the air) fantasy enemy’s to lovers book series by Holly Black narrated in first person by Jude. He is a faerie prince who later becomes a king and has a love affair with Jude, a fearless human girl who was raised in Elfhame rather than the human world.
“Cardan kisses me hard, with a kind of devouring desperation, fingers digging into my hair.” p.309 (the cruel prince)
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Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend
Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend
Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
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The keyword directs to a website which allows users to receive gift cards upon completing quick surveys such as downloading apps from the google/apple store
The keyword directs to a website which allows users to receive gift cards upon completing quick surveys such as downloading apps from the google/apple store
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by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
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No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.
The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.
The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.
by Scattercat May 21, 2005
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