Carniphobia

Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").

I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.

by Ben-adam December 14, 2011

Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.

Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.

by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013

Carnival Penis Effect

Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.

Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"

by SlappyNuts February 22, 2014

mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

cardiothartic

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart

I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011

Carnish

verb 'car-NISH'
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/

To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.

Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.

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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*

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In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.

by Tonk September 25, 2012

Cardiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020