by Nunca May 24, 2013
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Carlton's besti: hey will you go get me food
Carlton: sure what ya want
Carlton's besti: Mc Donalds
Carlton: sure
Carlton: sure what ya want
Carlton's besti: Mc Donalds
Carlton: sure
by beautiful goddess April 5, 2015
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Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the steriotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes.
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by m-dubya May 13, 2005
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by unnamed123456 April 28, 2006
Get the ritz carlton mug.A Carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. The invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
Scenario A: A and B both have assignments on due within 3 hours. B asked A for help. A spend 2.5 hours writing B's assignment and rushed his own in half an hour.
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
by Chaka-chaka April 24, 2009
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by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013
Get the hockey carlton mug.Derived from the character on Will Smith's tv series "Fresh Prince of Bellaire," Carlton Banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. Can be shortened to a "Carlton"
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Girlfriend: "No one's home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
by That Rogue December 2, 2009
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