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Cartoon Network

What used to be a funny TV network, but has lately been slipping. First off, the normal station has been losing very good shows like "Dexter's Lab" and "Courage the Cowardly Dog", (which can now only be found in Top 5) and replacing them with total and utter shit like "Squirrel Boy", "My Gym Partner is a Monkey", and "Camp Lazlo".
Secondly, the original "Cartoon Cartoon Friday's" we all know and love has also been replaced by a gay, fucked-up "Friday's" with Tommy and Zinga (who was replaced by Tara). This so-called "Friday's" has lately been trying to save itself by hiring popular rock bands such as Bowling For Soup and Cartel...and some not-so-popular bands such as Los Lonely Boys.
Toonami and Adult Swim are also slipping. The popular "Tenchi Muyo" series on Toonami was taken off the air a few years ago. I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead. They also took off "Sailor Moon" and "Samurai Jack", both excellent productions. Adult Swim is adding "Robot Chicken" and overplaying reruns of "Family Guy".
I lost almost all respct for Cartoon Network once they came up with "Tickle U".
Cartoon Network used to be good, but now it's Shit.
by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING August 2, 2006
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Carita

Nickname for someone that is cute, beautiful. Literally means having a petit face with beautiful features
Wey, como le dises a tu novia de carino.
Le digo Carita.
by Jesusito January 12, 2009
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Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009
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vanessa carlton

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?
by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005
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cartoon-cool

One who is laid back, personable, has good moral sense, but also a playful demeanor. Is easily liked by others but, hated by evil people.
Arthur has a cartoon-cool personality!
by iammetoo December 16, 2010
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cartoon hero

A name describing the unintended laughingstock who is the 45th President of the United States.
This cartoon hero has blown smoke up the assess of hard working Americans for far too long.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019
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Caribou Lou

A delicious libation that will get u fucked up very fast. Mix some Bacardi 151 with some Malibou Rum and Pineapple juice in a cup and after 3 drinks be ready to have some fun. Thanx to Tech N9ne for rappin about the recipe.
Rob was fucked up after he drank 3 Caribou Lou's.
by EnjoyYurSpageti October 1, 2005
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