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OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.
by aarush April 8, 2010
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confidential mix tape

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
by westfalia February 15, 2010
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Confident

Me, I'm confident. You should be confident too 'cuz y'all are amazing.
Be confident hun ya got this
by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 14, 2018
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carfidence

Confidence brought on simply by being in your car.
I shortchanged the tollbooth operator, because I had a bad case of carfidence.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
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el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.
He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.
by sirspudd October 2, 2007
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ass confident

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.
"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."
by ces1 October 18, 2008
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College Confidential

The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.
A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)
by Coffee0239 May 6, 2020
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