Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

captain cardboard

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

by Doomhammr May 13, 2005

cardboard cut

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016

cardboard box

The ultimate tool in stealth technology.

Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love...don't be rough.

by not Solid Snake April 29, 2006

cardboard cutout

Someone who talks the talk of being a hard man or gangster but in fact is not.

Ah that guy is nothing to worry about, he's a f**kin cardboard cutout.

by govanmauler May 15, 2008

Lemon Cardboard

A name to call your Girlfreind

Ay yo Lemon Cardboard your short

by Some random Canadian November 16, 2020

Cardboard ZAK

A cardboard ZAK is protection

Oh no here comes Lauren where is my cardboard zak

by Anonymous gay child May 30, 2019