Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.
by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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Carbage is often created from 10-year-old-plus cheap cars such as a: Nova, Escort, Fiesta, 205, etc, but is not exclusively limited to this end of the automobile spectrum. Plenty of expensive cars have also been bastardized through this process.
Carbage is usually driven by the common chav, who thinks that their "wheels"/creation is the dogs bollocks. Chavs take their ride to a cruise/krooz (or mcdonalds car park) to show it to other equally unsavoury folk.
The word Carbage is believed to have first appeared on the BBC Top Gear website, where there is an extensive gallery of prime examples.
The easy way of spotting a piece of Carbage from the cheap end of the spectrum is that by all appearances it seems to have had an accident in the Ripspeed department of Halfords.
Carbage is often created from 10-year-old-plus cheap cars such as a: Nova, Escort, Fiesta, 205, etc, but is not exclusively limited to this end of the automobile spectrum. Plenty of expensive cars have also been bastardized through this process.
Carbage is usually driven by the common chav, who thinks that their "wheels"/creation is the dogs bollocks. Chavs take their ride to a cruise/krooz (or mcdonalds car park) to show it to other equally unsavoury folk.
The word Carbage is believed to have first appeared on the BBC Top Gear website, where there is an extensive gallery of prime examples.
The easy way of spotting a piece of Carbage from the cheap end of the spectrum is that by all appearances it seems to have had an accident in the Ripspeed department of Halfords.
1. That Nova is a piece of Carbage!
2. Who would bastardize a Lexus with Burberry Stripes?! What a piece of fucking Chav carbage!
3.Did you see all those cars in McDonalds? What a load of absolute carbage!
2. Who would bastardize a Lexus with Burberry Stripes?! What a piece of fucking Chav carbage!
3.Did you see all those cars in McDonalds? What a load of absolute carbage!
by The Two Dons October 15, 2006
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A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was carmageddon!
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Jimmy: Did you see Carnage Asada at the Blvd Cafe in Boyle Heights.
Jaime: Yeah, and there was a lady selling Carne Asada Tacos outside.
Jaime: Yeah, and there was a lady selling Carne Asada Tacos outside.
by OG Juan Canolli March 20, 2010
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All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome
by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003
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2. A nice Mayhem song. Euronymous' best.
3. Quite possibly Spiderman's worst enemy. One indestructible motherfucker!
2. A nice Mayhem song. Euronymous' best.
3. Quite possibly Spiderman's worst enemy. One indestructible motherfucker!
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