Carbetarian

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.

Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!

by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Yellow carded

Being sent outside from a bar or club by bouncers, to cool down for a few minutes. similar to recieving a Yellow card in Rugby where a player has to sit in the sin bin for 10minutes.

Ben totally got yellow carded last night at nubar, he sat outside for half an hour.

by bvolschenk October 21, 2012

Get Carded

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.

"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."

by Mc Francisco August 19, 2008

death-cabbed

when the voice of someone you have never seen suggests that the person is overwhelmingly physically attractive, only to find, once you actually see them, that their physical appearance is not necessarily their best attribute.

(Used mainly in reference to singers whom one hears sing before they actually see them).

Person 1: I googled that singer we heard on the radio.

Person 2: Is he as hot as he sounds?

Person 1: No, he totally death-cabbed us.

by Alchemedes February 28, 2010

carved

Displaying a particularly muscular physique, similar to that of Hugh Jackman; Possessing the extremities of both muscle mass and definition.

Tim: Dude! Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally jacked!

Spencer: No he's more than jacked. He's carved.

by MidEastBeastL337 June 3, 2010

carbeque

a car fire on the highway

There was such a traffic jam on the interstate because of that carbeque on I-264.

by Rodney Riddle January 12, 2009