capri-sun

The best drink in the universe. Comes in like 20 flavors (all of which are good).

I Love Capri-Sun's all natural, no artificial ingredients, great-tasting flavor!

by Timophy.com March 26, 2005

capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

by Snake August 31, 2005

capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.

I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.

by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006

Capri-Sun manoeuvre

When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.

She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.

by Fluidic_Poduzetnik December 13, 2018

Capri-Sun Funland

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022

capri-sun

A juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.

"I could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun"

by Diryn August 5, 2006

Capri-sun

If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not get it in the hole. You then just jam it into any crease because you are tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.

Her pussy was so hard to find I had to Capri-sun that bitch.

by Blind zach June 20, 2018