Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

Capfishing

When a man (specifically and particularly a man) staaaays wearing a cap because he KNOWS very well that he looks terrible without it.

This man is always complaining about how women wear weaves and mislead men yet he stays capfishing.

by Themb_C March 20, 2020

Rando Calrissian

A play-on-words of the famous Star Wars character Lando Calrissian. When one wakes up to find a random black guy in their bed.

Random black guy who shows up to your party.

I drank too much, blacked out and woke up with a Rando Calrissian in my bed.

-What are you doing tonight?
-Probably partying and being some girl's Rando Calrissian.
-Shit yeah

Who invited the Rando Calrissian?

by Algo-rhythm February 24, 2011

Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

Capriphile

Goat fucker

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

caprishacorn

ebonics for capricorn

Imma caprishacorn. wads your sign, shorty.

by Nacho December 14, 2003