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Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."
Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."
by Guy Fieri December 19, 2011
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Clapplebees

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.
I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.
by BvdGalLili January 14, 2015
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Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat
Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES
by Mofo with no name May 30, 2021
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Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
by Xylitol November 1, 2014
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applebees whore

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills
applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars
by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009
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going to applebees

when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.
I heard that David and Rachel were going to applebees later after he got done working.
by David applebees Donahue July 1, 2011
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taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.
Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
by asian cole November 13, 2010
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