Campster

A form of hipster, typically found either at a summer camp or in transit to/from said camp. Campsters are marked by their allegiance to Chocos, Keens, Merrils, Toms, Rainbows, or any shoe that was hand-painted. They also tend to carry Camelbacks, grow not-impressive beards, treat swimming in lakes as akin to showering and consider Salute Your Shorts to be the greatest reality show in history. Often seen wearing Silly Bandz traded from younger campers in addition to their superfluous amounts of hand-strung friendship bracelets, Campsters are experts of archery, fishing, making things out of duct tape, making camp fires and know every single cheesy camp song ever (ironically, of course). Don't ask what camp they've just returned from - you've probably never heard of it. It's pretty new and underground, so you'll probably hear of it a few years when it sells out, becomes mainstream and starts buying brand name cereals.

Person A: Dude, where were you last month?
Person B: I was teaching 8 year olds how to break in a wild stallion at this camp I know in Ohio. You've probably never heard of it.
Person A: Wow, you are such a campster

by TopherFHF July 29, 2011

crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.

fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.

by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

clapmaster

Is one who has an STD, who master the art of making their partner feel that they are the carrier by getting treated routinely before their notice symptoms. Person is normally none for one night stands.

Mike is the Clapmaster. He's always catching and passing the clap to a chick.

by ojuice79 May 13, 2009

Campsterbating

When one camps in Call of Duty and masturbates

There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop

by Spaghetti Western June 19, 2011

cakemaster1009

Cakemaster1009 is a name that belongs to a being in England. But don’t be fooled by his name, Cakemaster1009 possesses the power of 10,000,000 of you combined. He is a god, if you will.

one day i wish to be as strong as Cakemaster1009

by codychips123 October 14, 2022

capster

someone who lies as full time job

did you see katie’s story ? she’s always lying what a capster

by rachel.runs07 October 18, 2020

chawmaster

One who is the ultimate tobacco chewer. You throw in lips like a true nigga. Tobaccos effect does not affect you what so ever and you probably have cancer.

-Hey bro, can i get a lip?

-Only if you are a true chawmaster.

by Lord Chawis March 7, 2011