candlelight vigil

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

Greek candle

The greek candle is a game where the contestants have to put a candle in their anus to hold it. Once the candles are lit, the first one to chicken out because of the pain due to the burning wax loses.

I won the greek candle contest and now my ass is burning

Me and the boys were hanging out at this EDM festival greek candling by the tent.

by GreekCandler2000 July 29, 2016

candle jack

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

by m0d August 14, 2006

Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin is a phsyco old lady who makes her money off of suing people and abusing animals. You may recognize this slimy shit fart off of the Netflix series, Tiger King. She acts like a goddess but in reality all she does is bitch and complain. Fun fact- she fed her ex husband to a tiger! Carole tends to be a hypocrite and doesn't know how to have a normal functioning life where she leaves people alone. She owns a tiger farm where she has tigers in tight cages and are abused- unlike the Tiger King, Joe Exotic who is a fucking god. Carole deserves to be put in prison for man slaughter and just strait up being a criminal- for example, she murdered her multi-millionaire husband and took 90% of his money, leaving the rest of Dons' innocent family with only 10%. Carole tends to have more makeup on her face than blood in her body. We believe that Carole has healing crystals and essentials oils for when her tigers have a fatal disease, whereas Joe Exotic puts them out of their misery, but not in bad way, he just puts them out of pain. You gotta do what you gotta do. With that being said, lets conclude that Carole is a criminal and a bitch.

Carole Baskin- "I'm gonna sue your parents and take everything away from then including their furniture cause that's what heroes do"
Joe- "What the fuck kinda crazy son of a bitch is this shit fuck doing?! What the hell?!"

Carole Baskin- "Oh My god Joe, you're an evil monster, i'm gonna ruin your whole career and your brothers dream you fucking phsyco!"

by CplDonaldson153 March 31, 2020

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

candlewoodie

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.

is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?

by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011

Face Candle

A cigarette.

I'll meet you at the pub soon, just have to pick up some face candles from the servo on the way.

by Big SDog August 25, 2020