extreme nazel consumption

the act of snorting cum straight from the penis during ejactulation
(michael helped(:D)

Lawrence and Tingie

by the one and only dawesmister April 5, 2004

consumption

In the old B&W movies, they always referred to a terminally ill person of a particular desease as having CONSUMPTION or they already died of it. C o n S u p t i o n . I have consumed my tipple of booze cheap too for 40+ yrs but I was never so insulted than recently at the Emergency Room not my taste of a 'room' when the nurse took off my masked/vail after I explained that I am a carrier of TB have been for 40 yearsand I am not dying from Consumption and she said WHAT? What is that ?... You consumed too much booze to go from the TANK at the local constable/constabulatory house to here at Veteran's Memorial Hospital!?!?" I was still so 'pizzed' , I could have Spit ! agin'
MoM always said don't spit in the streets but it's alright to get so mad that ya want to spit.... part Deux to follow about Cops,Rights,TB,undocumented aliens,tax payers,citizens , connecticut , yankeez not like idiot red sox

I can't believe that this spell-checkin'funky-monkey sez that I mis-spelled Conn., US of A !

that actress was destined to die of consumption !
Red said ' But she did LIVE , that sweet ol' HO'"
As Tom Chapin Harry's Bro' sang " Consumption Junction..... What's yer Function....."
WikiPedia can't touch this Consumption definition ! nor the Nat'l Assoc. of Naval Veterans , try to find that !

by Crickety Dick August 1, 2007

weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

consumptionious

Term used in lieu of 'efficiency' by stupid Dagenham Motors (Ford) car salesman, who don't know how to wield their language let alone their job.

Salesman: "the 1.6TD is more fuel consumptionious than the 1.8TD, innit."
Normal Person: "Do you mean the 1.6 is more fuel efficient?"
Salesman: "yeah, dats it."
Jan 2011, Essex

by chopsuk January 12, 2011

Consumption centre

Mall

I visited the consumption centre to shop

by UCC17 November 17, 2022

Napkin Consumption

Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin

Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW

Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....

by BangtanTrash69000 June 12, 2018

Doe Consumption

It is tradition to eat a doe’s genitalia after your first kill

I ran down to the river and did some doe consumption

by Turkey turd November 19, 2021