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Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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Canned Strategy

The idea that there are already sucessful strategies that can be used in every situation.

The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.
She used a canned strategy to increases her odds.
by Pseuso April 17, 2020
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canoed

when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.
dude, you totally canoed that ciggy!
by tofudan August 1, 2009
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canned tuna

when a girl wears leather pants the smell from her vagina stays trapped inside until the pants come off.
Wow she has been wearing those leather pants all day, her vagina must smell like canned tuna
by Peter Mariano January 16, 2008
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Caged

The long term encasing of a penis to control the sexual drive of its owner. Usually a BDSM act or by those looking to enter long term celebate lifestyle within a mixed or same sex relationship
Samantha was deeply curious about Stuart's caged penis lifestyle

Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.
Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Canned Heat

A substance which can be found in the heels of an amazing dancer, causing said dancer to get down, down, down, down upon hearing that boogey rhythm.
DANCE! nothin' left for me to do but DANCE! All these bad times I'm goin' through just DANCE! Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight baby
by OTC Original Tavern Crew May 10, 2005
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