I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .

Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.

by the pretty one June 19, 2014

He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.

Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.

by Pissinacup, yes and ... April 5, 2012

I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous

Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.

by SF cycle guy October 9, 2016

I can't even hold you

Can't lie/ fully telling the truth

"yo I can't even hold you lily said u a bitch"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.

by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

by TripleGs June 24, 2015

I can't even hold you

Telling the full truth/ not lying at all

"yo I can't even hold you Abby said u a bitch bro"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023