carmouflage

an optical illusion in which, while looking for a parking spot, hope blooms in the shape of an empty space that turns out to be a sub-compact car when you get close enough.

I circled the lot for 15 minutes and was devastated when the spot i thought i spied turned out to be a smart car case of carmouflage.

by tripod.mcgee October 17, 2011

urban camouflage

The ability to remain indistinct in city crowds. Often involves the wearing of sunglasses and mp3 headphones.
sunglasses urban camouflage mp3

Fred is using urban camouflage. You can't see him, he can't hear you...you don't exist.

by Houndsman May 13, 2005

societal camouflage

Any act of deception preformed by an individual or group with the intent of concealing beliefs, attitudes, wealth, position or situations which their peer group, local community or society at large may find objectionable.

Societal camouflage would describe a family of athiests that send their children to Catholic school to avoid being stigmatized by their neighbors. Ex. Eric is gay, but is married to a woman so that his conservative employers will accpet him.

by Topper7770 July 1, 2011

Camelflage

The act of wearing a long shirt to cover up pants or leggings that are just a little too tight down there.

Is that bad fashion sense, or just camelflage?

by socidog June 23, 2012

camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<

See camouflage.

by Dave May 19, 2004

camouflage

1. The method or result of concealing personnel or equipment from an enemy by making them appear to be part of the natural surroundings.

2. A method of cryptic or concealing coloration that allows an otherwise visible organism or object to remain indiscernible from the surrounding environment through deception.
3. To change or modify so as to prevent recognition of the true identity or character of.

Animals and humans use camouflage to protect themselves from attack or get closer to prey.

by Rocco12 August 17, 2009

Canoga Park Camouflage

When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)

"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."

by Mike Lima February 16, 2015