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cambodian love chicken 

Mythical giant bird said to one day return to Cambodia to restore peace and unity.
My uncle got severely beaten by a prostitute's husband in Phnom Penh!. Where was the Cambodian Love Chicken?!

cambodian breastmilk 

Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.
P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.

"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."

cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.
Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!

Cambodian Firecracker 

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.
Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

Cambodian Turkey 

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.
"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010
Cambodian Turkey by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010

Cambodian Wet Willy 

When you have cum on your hands and you give a wet willy
After i got head i gave that bitch a Cambodian Wet Willy