Calum

A sexy man with a great sense of humour! Usually has a Hamish and picks up all the chicks!! Very rich and has everything Apple and all the new devices!!!!
Have you seen Calum, he’s so hottttt!!!
by Calum H November 13, 2019
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Calum (ChrisMD) is usually a bit weird mentioning how he wants to kill someone.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.
Mum : Turn that console off
Calum : Fuck off you god damn hoe
Mum *closes door*
by Ruckus14 August 03, 2018
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Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
Calum: To
Dude: Fuck off you smelly wanker. Go suck some dick
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calums are usually a very sexy guy with a giant penis. usually fowl mouthed but lovely inside any woman lucky enough to have one is the luckiest person alive. he will make any woman feel like a queen. he has a great sense of humour and is very talented. he is also tall and handsome. so if you see a calum be sure to ask him out.
calum is amazing
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Someone who loves a good thrust at any time of the day, just watch out if they get too close
That calum thrusts luke a machine there is no stopping him
by fan123 January 04, 2010
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calum is a cunt
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(n) Someone who cannot get over themselves.
(v) to fumble
"Don't be such a calum."
"Wow, he really calumed that up!"
by Beedo Beedo Beedo October 28, 2013
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