A sexy man with a great sense of humour! Usually has a Hamish and picks up all the chicks!! Very rich and has everything Apple and all the new devices!!!!
by Calum H November 13, 2019
Calum (ChrisMD) is usually a bit weird mentioning how he wants to kill someone.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.
by Ruckus14 August 03, 2018
Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it
by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019
calums are usually a very sexy guy with a giant penis. usually fowl mouthed but lovely inside any woman lucky enough to have one is the luckiest person alive. he will make any woman feel like a queen. he has a great sense of humour and is very talented. he is also tall and handsome. so if you see a calum be sure to ask him out.
calum is amazing
by bigman18482592 June 19, 2019
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