capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020

Capitol Hill Day School

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.

Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...

by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021

Capitolism

CAPITOLISM: Neither Capitalism or Socialism. A hybrid. An economic theory growing out of indifference, economic stupidity, fostered by self interest and lack of knowledge or basic economics, history or social needs of either of the two different approaches. An economic system without direction, coherence or reason. The practice brings to regulations, laws and budgets confusion and the consequence being economic disaster.

Those people in the Capitol advocate a distinct Capitolism.

by Lloyd Winburn January 21, 2009

Capitola

Capitola is a small coastal village in Santa Cruz County CA. It was originally meant to be the state capital but lost to Monterey.It is a major tourist destination due to it's stupid rainbow houses and feces infested beach.It also has an entire police force dedicated to keeping out homeless people

Hey lets go down to Capitola to surf in crap.

by bojangles smith March 12, 2008

Storming The US Capitol

On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.

Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.

by emmie_889 January 12, 2021

capitol hill

Area in Seattle Washington that boasts to holding more homosexuals per capita than anywhere else in the nation.

also holds an unfortunate statistic that 1 in every 5 gay men in Capitol hill are infected with HIV

by herbie February 1, 2004

Capitol

Means really good, the best , untouchable/elite

The mans ball skills are capitol,those j's are capitol , wow the weathers capitol today

by Smookymari August 30, 2015