calpirger

(n.) one who calpirgs.

I see calpirgers ahead, so let's cut through these bushes!

by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009

calminous

Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008

calfire

A department full of hypocrisy and asshatery.

Don’t manage that incident like Calfire.

by Forcey B. January 8, 2019

Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

by Terry@sru May 13, 2018

Calmingtons

An exclamation meaning "Calm down"

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"

by MrTimmington December 15, 2008

calmar iowa

A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!

Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!

by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017

Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018