Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.

"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."

by 'dork October 10, 2006

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Cock callous

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling

Babs sure must have cock callouses

by Mattchew December 8, 2017

Camel callous

When mom jeans/shorts have rubbed camel toe repeatedly and callous form on the beef curtains.

Gina had nasty camel callous from the high waist pants so I wasn’t gettin any tonight.

by 1beerlord September 15, 2018

Sexual callous

An enlarged mid section also known as lower abdominals that are engorged due to repeated sexual encounters that lead to a false sense of comfort with a porky pig belly.

I’ve been married for 7 years so I am comfortable with my sexual callous.

by Cinnaright February 3, 2022

Calluseats

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010