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Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.
You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.
by Koo guy August 13, 2012
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Sexual callous

An enlarged mid section also known as lower abdominals that are engorged due to repeated sexual encounters that lead to a false sense of comfort with a porky pig belly.
I’ve been married for 7 years so I am comfortable with my sexual callous.
by Cinnaright February 3, 2022
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Cock callous

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling
Babs sure must have cock callouses
by Mattchew December 8, 2017
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
by 'dork October 10, 2006
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