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Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.
You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.
by Koo guy August 13, 2012
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Camel callous

When mom jeans/shorts have rubbed camel toe repeatedly and callous form on the beef curtains.
Gina had nasty camel callous from the high waist pants so I wasn’t gettin any tonight.
by 1beerlord September 15, 2018
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Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.
Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.
by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022
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hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
by 'dork October 10, 2006
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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