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Callous

Not giving a rat's ass about anything.
The extreme of all apathy.
Not giving a fuck.
Lack of all things binding one's emotions to any actions they commit.
That man is so callous. He has a family of a wife and six kids but he still drove his car off of a cliff and into a pile of burning tires because his friend said, "Do it, you won't."
by Clinik December 23, 2009
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Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
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pussy callous

When someone is difficult, stubborn, hard headed, and whines or complains way too much about everything.
Shut the fuck up and stop being a pussy callous- a rough pain in my pussy
by Thruple February 20, 2020
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Amanda Callus

Amanda likes to come across as clever, switched on and brave, She can make friends really easy but loose them just as quickly. Amanda loves to be the centre of attention and is loud and often offensive. She loves to belittle people and airraid people's weaknesses to protect her own insecurities, deflecting her lonely , regretfull choices and non eventful existence. Amanda Callus has no pride or self respect and anything is within reason when it comes to getting high for free. Amanda has spent her whole life blaming others and is diseatfull , will jump ship on anybody for her fix. Amanda is a poor choice as a girlfriend as she is not faithful and will sleep with anybody for she is weak and an opportunistic fene choosing a taste over loyality always
You did an Amanda Callus and stole money out of my wallet
by Somebodythatnevergaveuponyou27 February 22, 2022
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Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
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callidus

Definition: ass-kicking, awesome, sweet. A guy so kickass he's an adjective/noun.
'I'ma go Callidus on your honky ass'
by Phi December 26, 2004
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callisters

big tits. Derived from the F-cup chick Bernadette, nicknamed Detticles. Somehow this name was changed to Callisters, which now means big tits.
Her callisters were popping.
by Rutgers Univ April 13, 2005
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