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puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.
My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!
by phi April 25, 2004
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nodrive

what you call somoeone who has gotten their driver's licence, and has a car sitting at home that nobody uses, but they still don't drive. This is usually because their parents don't trust their driving ability, because they didn't drive often when they had their learner's permit. This is ridiculous because by getting their driver's licence, this person is demonstrating to the state, and thus his parents that he/she is a competent driver. Also, sometimes they are just to stupid/lazy/inconsiderate/unconfident to argue with his/her parents and is content to not drive.
Brian, your family has four cars and only three drivers, so why don't you ever drive?

Either I am not confident enough to or my parents wont let me.
by phi December 5, 2004
mugGet the nodrivemug.

theatre

What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.
Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions
by phi April 25, 2004
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fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.
by Phi January 15, 2004
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mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.
"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."
by phi April 25, 2004
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pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.
When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.
by phi April 25, 2004
mugGet the pornographymug.

the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.
by phi April 25, 2004
mugGet the the cat's pajamasmug.

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