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Callan

A loving individual with a kind heart. Who gives to the ones that really need it. Trust me she gives it up quick!
by ? April 9, 2003
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Callan is a bumrusher

Callan is a bumrusher, for example you will be at school and you will randomly hear screaming because callan is bumrushing his friend into a brick wall, and bumrushed his girlfriend into a bench.

He is also ranga so ranga pubes run
When callan sees his target he sees them at a brick wall and charges his ranga powers to go bumrush them and he goes neeooooowwww and yep they dead and they scream “HEEEEEELP HEEEEEEELP”

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Callan is a bumrusher

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by SANTALIGMA February 17, 2022
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calland

i once saw this guy licking poo of the toilet seat. i was like whoaaaaa stop callanding the toilet seat man!
by holziiiiiebzzzz June 2, 2010
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Callan

An amazing person who will always be by your side. They have their hard times but will got through it with amazing will power. They have a strong mind set and will get things done when it means something to them. People fall for them and can’t stop staring at them. Their extremely artistic and well rounded. Everyone loves them and hopes they can be friends with them.
Guy: Do you see that crowd of people wonder what their doing
Girl: They must be with Callan everyone loves her
by Lit bro June 8, 2018
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Callan

A smart and loyal man with a great personality and humor
Callan is so perfect
by Blackdeath69 March 14, 2017
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Callan

A gorgeous, short ,pale, extremly sexy girl who loves to party. Callan comsumes a lot of Taco Bell and orange juice. She is usually very talented on the saxophone. Callan is a huge geek though so watch out. Callan is also very funny. Be careful not to piss yourself when she makes a joke. Callan is quite wierd though. She tends to dye her hair crazy colors. She also does not give a fuck about a lot of things. Also if Callan was a male she would have a huge penis because that is just how awesome she is.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is so awesome.

Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
by apurpleape December 7, 2010
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Callan

A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.

Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.

A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."

Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
by Beefy Steve Stevenson November 13, 2012
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