california stop

not coming to a full stop at a stop sign or running it all together

"nice california stop,asshole"

by whoa there dude December 8, 2003

Californication

The process by which the American television and film industry, for the most part based in California, spreads their own highly sexualized, consumer driven, version of American culture that heavily emphasizes sex, violence, celebrity, and youth as both virtues to be extolled and goals to be achieved. Ignoring and often doing everything in their power to blur, if not erase, the dividing line between the fantasy of the cinemas world view and reality. This process has become pandemic with the proliferation of reality television wherein a person can achieve "Californication" without possessing any real talent but rather just the ability to make a fool of themselves on a world wide stage (See: Snookie)

The sudden popularity of this actress is merely a case of "Californication".

by Cmans November 21, 2011

Californian Roulette

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.

Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.

by Flakey December 8, 2012

Californication

-A thing that is understood to be sold by Hollywood.
-You'll know you'll have acquired it when you believe that psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
-It is the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
-Tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication.

And buy me a star on the boulevard, It's Californication

by CWKJS March 13, 2011

Californianized

The process of one from out of the state of California, adapting to the society and culture of those who live in the state of California.

Living in California for almost a year, Danny has become Californianized by living with his new parents.

by Light Rex January 13, 2009

California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

California Privilege

The privilege associated with being raised in particular regions of California known for wealth and opportunity. Commonly used when jealous or salty over a friends ability to score internships, make LinkedIn connections, and attend prestigious universities due to one's raising in a nice California neighborhood.

Girl: "What are your plans for this summer break?"
Boy: "Nothing much. Just going to intern at big Silicon Valley firm. They're conveniently right down the road from my house, I live next to the CEO and he got me a spot."
Girl: "I am so sick of your California Privilege."

by Goliath87 February 26, 2018