Mythical Clitoris

When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.

Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?

Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.

Sam: I found it.

by joeymaree January 19, 2009

anal clitoris

An anal clitoris refers to the stimulation of hemorrhoids during analingus. The hemorrhoids are the anal clitoris because of their extreme sensitivity and high concentration of nerve endings. It is an excellent stimulation for anal orgasm.

Oh, that ass licking is so good, don't forget to lick and flick my anal clitoris.

by esteban de queen March 6, 2011

Clitoris

Oh your a man aren't you? It's the thing you can't find mate.

'Oh did he find the clitoris this time' said Kacey

'No i had to fake it again' said Grace

by Simpforjack April 7, 2021

clitoris

Small pink bud in the vulva which, when stimulated, becomes erect and gives pleasure to the woman when touched. Common use of a vibrator on the clit will increase pleasure and make the woman orgasm.

Oral stimulation is also a way to tease the clit, as is with fingers, which is commonly what happens when a woman masturbates.

Sherry was so turned on, she started touching her clitoris.

by Miss F February 18, 2006

Clitoris Minimus

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?

by StienMD July 5, 2009

Castorise

A cool ass word that dope people use that have a big dick.

Austin: My dog is going to donkey punch you
Billy: Not if i castorise your dog

by ICaptureChildernInaVan November 14, 2017

Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.

"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"

by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019