calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars

man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho

by rickreel November 30, 2011

calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012

calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)

"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"

by Blamtastical February 11, 2015

Calendar Bingo

The act of moving a meeting invite around in hopes of getting a majority of invitees to accept it.

Stan's calendar is always busy - i play calendar bingo when i send invites to see if he will accept. If he doesn't, I try again until BINGO! he has accepted.

by DebraFS September 27, 2019

calendar sisters

Female friends who have gone on a date with the same person.

Michelle and Lauren found out that they are calendar sisters both having gone out with Gary two weeks apart.

by Tastiest Avenger September 11, 2023

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013